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I’m So Appalled (Tiny Tower is ridiculous)

Paul's Tiny Tower
One floor in the air if you don’t really care
Two floors in the air if you don’t really care
It’s like that sometimes I mean ridiculous
It’s like that sometimes this shit ridiculous
One floor in the air if you don’t really care
Elevator in the air if you don’t really care
It’s like that sometimes, man ridiculous
Towers can be sometimes ridiculous

I’m so appalled
Construction stalled,
Balding Donald Trump taking Tower Bux from y’all
Baby you’re fired, your girlfriend hired
And if you don’t mind, I’ma evict’n y’all

We above the law, we don’t give a Bux bout malls
I got Retails that stock a couple grand in my halls
But since elevators
Give me visitors
I need their Tower Bux
For more elevators

Con-struction, I mean gawd damn one time
Let it be a VIP helpin’
That know we get Bitcoins like Cheerios
That know cuz they seen us in the leader boards

That know, the day that you top me
Will be the day Apple makes Android phones
That was a little joke, voila!
Wait a second I need to restock!

Wait a second I need a new block!
My tower is magic, Tadah!
The address is “Your Highness”
High as United, 30,000 feet up and you are not invited

Bitzens be writin’ bullshit like they gotta work
Bitzens getting Dream Jobs, I read on Bitbook
That’s why I never pay cash for Bux man, I work
That’s why I run my elevators when it hurts

Mini Golf wishes, 30 floors of Bitses
I mean this shit is, Tiny ridiculous
Tiny ridiculous, I mean this shit is
Tiny ridiculous

Diner dishes, Men’s Fashion Bit’d
Man this shit is, Tiny ridiculous
Tiny ridiculous

After that Jay-Z totally ruins the song with his verse about FarmVille. Was he even paying attention?

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